Friday, September 13, 2013

The New Caleb: Mike Vogel or Joseph Morgan?

Well, I just can't freakin' decide! Damn you, Charlie Hunnam! Damn your sexy mouth, penetrating eyes, and nearly non-existent inhibitions! Phew...over it.

Anyway, after much sweaty research, I have narrowed it down to TWO gorgeous, talented, and adventurous men. Since I can't decide, let's vote!

First, a Caleb character description from Epilogue: The Dark Duet:

Height: 6’4’’ Weight: 210? Desc: blond hair, Caribbean blue eyes. A full mouth made for kissing. He has a canine tooth that is a bit sharp and slightly out of line with all of this other perfect teeth (the first time I saw him smile). Muscular, but lean—not bulky or overly muscled. His skin is tan from the sun, not a machine. He has almost invisible blond hair everywhere (kissing his back, they stood on end—super soft).


Mannerisms: Caleb always seems to think something is funny or amusing (that ridiculous smirk). His eyes can be beautiful or fucking terrifying (peaceful waters v. dark murky water). His mouth gets tense when he’s pissed and trying not to show it. He scowls a lot and sometimes he does it while he’s smiling, which usually means he’s about to do something especially cruel (that first whipping).

Below I have pictures and scenes of them in action. Enjoy the man nummies.

Mike Vogel





Joseph Morgan





VOTE!

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one!

By now, you've heard the news that former Caleb hopeful, Charlie Hunnam, has been plucked from relative obscurity to play in the major leagues as billionaire dungeon master, Christian Grey.

I have to admit I was completely blindsided by the pick since he wasn't one of the contenders we'd heard about in the months since we discovered there would be a 50 Shades of Grey movie.

Within minutes my Facebook, Twitter accounts, along with my phone were bombarded with messages to bring me the news and ask how I felt about it. Well, I can't say I was too upset (though I did play along). After all, E.L. James has a movie franchise and I'm still trying to get on a book shelf at my local Books-A-Million. To say we are in different leagues is an understatement.

Still, it sucks to have your fantasy cast member seduced from the dark side into the grey area (terrible pun).


I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Hunnam at the LoneStar Motorcycle Rally in Galveston, last year. I gifted him with copies of the Dark Duet and he gifted me with his warm body pressed against me while we took a photo. His exact words before we snapped the picture: "Can I hold you?"




My Reaction!


I wish Mr. Hunnam and the incomparable E.L. James the best. I hope the movie does what the books have done: Open the door to the rest of us. Captive in the Dark was in the works long before I knew of 50, but I know that without him, many readers may not have discovered Caleb.

However, I'm not the type to pine away after a man who isn't mine anymore. It was fun, Charlie, but I have to get over you.

Help me crown a new Caleb and win a free paperback copy of Epilogue (Book 3, The Dark Duet)!

Paul Walker

I find him sexy, but does he have the acting chops?



Ryan Gosling

Sexy, talented, has done indie...I drooool


Zac Efron

He's older now and sexy as all hell

Chris Pine

Too manly or is his face just boyish enough?


Drew Van Acker

Relatively unknown and dripping sex appeal


Alex Pettyfer

He might be taken, but mmm!


Jensen Ackles

He's DEFINITELY taken (I think)

So, who's YOUR new Caleb?


Monday, August 12, 2013

News!

It's been a while since my latest blog post. I haven't been online much lately. I've been too busy traveling to book signings and enjoying the small window of summer afforded us in South Dakota, but I wanted to let you know about some awesome developments. Here goes!

Happy Release Day to Me!
After several months of waiting, Captive in the Dark is now available in audiobook format from Audible! I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, but I'm very excited to hear my work read aloud by a professional. I tried to make my own about a year ago and discovered my tongue is twistier than previously thought (GAG REEL).

PURCHASE AUDIOBOOK


Captive in the Dark in Spanish!
I'm sorry to say that due to professional reasons I have chosen to remove Captive in the Dark from sale on Amazon. I'd rather not discuss why.

It will take a little time for the book to come down. Purchase it if you'd like: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EHS7QKS

Cautiva en la Oscuridad por CJ Roberts
Lamento decir que, debido a razones profesionales, he decidido quitar Cautiva en la Oscuridad de la venta en Amazon. Preferiría no discutir por qué.

Tomará un poco de tiempo para que el libro ha descendido. Compra si desea: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EHS7QKS

I'm coming to Las Vegas!!
Yes, in just 4 more days, I'll be arriving in Sin City for the Naughty Mafia Book Signing. I have been looking forward to this one for over a year!! To stalk me in person and hang out with my testosterone saturated entourage, please check out:

MY VEGAS SCHEDULE

Autographed Books
If you're coming to see me at a book signing, no worries, plenty of books. However, for those of you interested in purchasing autographed books via USPS, you can use the form below to place an order for September. I will gather information, send out PayPal invoices, and then order books.



Thank you all for your continued love and support. Being indie means constantly being on a grind, so thanks for helping me hustle. <3

Saturday, June 22, 2013

24 Hour Giveaway starts 22 Jun 2013

I'm busy. You're awesome. Enter to win free shit. Need winners fast. Contest lasts 24 hours. 

Love you,
CJ

BTW: TIX TO BOOKBASH ARE FOR ENTRY ONLY. YOU HAVE TO GET THERE ON YOUR OWN.



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Friday, May 24, 2013

ANGSTfest, the Official After Party of Book Bash!

The creators of Book Bash partnered with authors, S.C. Stephens and K.A. Linde, to create:  ANGSTfest, the Official After Party of Book Bash!

And we want to invite YOU!

Event Info:

Come party with the hottest angsty authors out there at the official Book Bash after party for FREE! Located in the same ballroom in the Hilton Doubletree as the book signing, you will get to hang out with more than 30 authors with a DJ and bartenders present.*

Where: Hilton Doubletree ballroom @ CityWalk
When: Saturday June 29th
Time: 7:00pm VIP early access, 8:00-11:00pm regular event access

How to Get Tickets:
  • go to:  www.bookbash.net/angstfest
  • Use the EventBrite access to get your FREE ticket
  • Bring your ticket with you to the event!
Author List:

Abbi Glines
AL Jackson
Andrea Randall
Carey Heywood
Charles Sheehan-Miles
Christina Lauren
CJ Roberts
Colleen Hoover
Dina Silver
Emily Snow
Gail McHugh
Georgia Cates
Gretchen de la O
Jenn Foor
Jenn Sterling
Jillian Dodd
KA Linde
Karina Halle
Kelli Maine
Kendall Grey
Kim Karr
Kristen Proby
Laura Kaye
Madeline Sheehan
Maggi Myers
Michelle Valentine
Monica Murphy
Nicole Edwards
Rebecca Donovan
Renee Carlino
SC Stephens
Shey Stahl
Sylvia Day
Tarryn Fisher
Willow Aster

Stay Connected to the Party:
Did you already have an ANGSTfest ticket?
  • You don't need to get one through EventBrite, because your name will be on the VIP list!
  • Stay tuned for other ways to make VIP and get in an hour early to see some of your favorite authors!
Can't wait to see you all there!  We hope to make this an unforgettable experience for each and every one of you!

AUTHOR NAME

*cash bar